Do you just want to stick to that one subspecies of wild turkey that lives in your backyard, or want to go for a Grand Slam with a Eastern, Merriam, Rio and Osceola in the United States mainland? Be careful though, because you’re probably going to get all crazy and want to go after your Royal Slam by adding a Gould’s from Mexico or even the World Slam when you add an Oscillated down in Central America. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.